What’s being performed
«Xiquetes que no tenim ni puta idea» is a theatrical monologue in Valencian that recounts the 15-year journey of a female football referee. The protagonist, Patricia, shares how she started in the sport, the obstacles she overcame, and the contradictions she still faces. While football is the central thread, the play goes beyond sports to explore themes like identity, prejudice, and the social pressure on women in traditionally male-dominated environments.
Who’s performing
The production is by Teatre de l’Abast, a Valencian theatre company based in Alboraya. The script and performance are by an unspecified actress, who brings the referee Patricia to life. The monologue’s intimate and direct approach aims to connect with the audience through humour and emotion, as highlighted in reviews.
Prices and tickets
General admission tickets are priced at 10 €, with an early-bird rate of 8 €. No additional discounts (e.g., for children, seniors, or groups) are specified. Tickets are available through the venue’s usual platforms and the Alboraya Town Council website.





